How can You be so mean?
When I look into My closet full of sexy clothes and high heel shoes, My houseful of beautiful handcarved wood and italian leather furniture, My plasma tvs, immaculate jewelry, fast car and every other luxury I soak in I know that whatever suffering My slaves must do to pamper Me is totally worth it! And so do they.
I may not always be sweet but it's really for your own good. Sometimes paylings need to be reminded that I am the one who makes their life worth living. In My eyes you are here for one reason. you are a pathetic maggot fuck and you know you deserve to be treated like the human garbage that you are. Why else would you be here? your only purpose in life is to make a manipulative bitchy Goddess like Me happy. Other than that, you are useless. The harder you work to please Me the more fulfilling your life will be. Maybe it's a bit harsh but for some there is pleasure in suffering. I think you know what I mean.
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i have a fixed paycheck but i want to give You more what can i do?
Already maxxed out all your credit cards? Can't get approved for any more? Need a loan? Mortage? Dip into your brats college fund. Sell your car and ride a bike. Rummage through your garage or neighbors trash for junk you can sell on craigslist and ebay. Take on a side job. Peddle blowjobs. Get a newspaper route. A lemonade stand. Mow lawns. Beg for spare change at a busy intersection. Sell a kidney. Recycle bottles. Tap into your 401k.
There are always humiliating ways to make money just waiting to be discovered!
Need help cutting corners? Figure out your budget and make Me a list of where every dime goes. I will show you the way to lean living by helping you make cuts where needed and ridding you of luxuries you didn't even know you had. I will slash away all the excess until you are down to bare bones living on a more practical income you can afford.
Face it loser, you're not too bright and you're really fucked up on top of it. I would feel like shit every second of every day if I had to be you. Be thankful you at least get to feel good about handing over your money, the one and only reason I would even talk to a dork like you. In fact, feel good about yourself right now and buy Me something off of My Wishlist. Go ahead you deserve it!
i don't want to be blackmailed can i pay You to keep my pics/info offline?
If you are worried about what the other losers that visit porn sites are going to think of you request that your identity be kept private and under no circumstances will any of your pics, video, or personal info be shared.
i want to take You shopping, out to dinner, on vacation, how can i serve You in person?
In your dreams maggot! Although I would love the chance to spit in your face for real, if I run into you on the street I hope I'm driving a car. Truth hurt?
Can i talk to You before i pay?
If you haven't figured it out by now all I want is your money. That's right stupid, what other reason would a Girl like Me want with a pathetic slob like you? I mean seriously c'mon did you think I actually liked you? Awwww dont cry, you're just not good enough for Me. I'm sure the clueless old hags youre used to think you're great but I have something they don't -standards, and this body. So no money, no talkie. No exceptions! If you are too broke or cheap to be here then I'm really doing both of us a favor by ignoring you.
Why do i feel like shit every time i give in to You but keep coming back for more?
i don't have a lot of money can i get a deal?
Let Me make this perfectly clear:
THERE ARE NO STUDENT DISCOUNTS!
NO HOUSECLEANING OPENINGS!
NO PITY TIME!
AND FUCK NO YOU CAN'T WORSHIP MY FEET, ASS, TOENAIL CLIPPINGS INSTEAD OF CASH PAYMENT!
Dont even ask anything this absurd. Give Me the money and go pay your bills with bullshit lines like these. I'm not desperate and can afford to be as choosy as I want. I'm the one offering you an opportunity not the other way around, so don't forget it! If you start turning into a whiny bitch I will replace you with someone who knows how to treat Me properly.
Can i send gifts from Your Wishlist as payment?
Gifts are just that -gifts. As much as I like to open all the wonderful prezzies I get from you doting dorks I prefer a big wad of cash to ribbons and bows. So unless you are wrapping up gold bars use a credit card to make your payment.
i spent all of my bill/savings/rent/food/ money and now i'm in trouble. Can i get some of it back?
Yes.
That was a joke fucktard.
Refund Policy/Chargebacks
Obviously it's 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your money back, right? Wrong! The ONLY thing you are buying is more wallet space and more debt! The only guarantee I make is that I will be more satisfied with each dollar I milk out of you. There are absolutely no refunds ever for any reason or under any circumstance. Duh!
But just so you know what to expect if you wake up from a wild night of binge spending with a sudden case of buyer's remorse because your rent is due, your wife is leaving you, or now that you shot your fun juice you don't want to pay and are trying to decide whether or not to commit credit card fraud, just remember your isp has been recorded along with your webcam activities. I'm sure I'm not the only money domme you've spoken to so if you use your sleeping room-mates cc and then try to deny charges later I will eventually find out who you really are and press charges against you. Fortunately for Me, I have an army of lapdogs that live for the chance to work their fingers to the bone doing tedious bullshit like this for Me.
Any other questions you may want to ask can be sent here. The cost of a reply is $25.
FAQS
Gotta question? Before wasting My time check to see if your mindless inquiry is already answered here.
I have seen some sick shit since I started taking advantage of all the retards that pay to be My slaves -most of which I'm still trying to block out. As far as I'm concerned the ridiculously high price I charge for My precious time isn't nearly enough!
I know the value of what I do and I know how desperate you are to feed your addiction to serve beautiful, bitchy Women. I am offering the opportunity for much more than just a way for sickos like you to get off. I am giving you the opportunity to earn a place in My life and under My feet, to be owned by a Goddess and to pay for My fabulous lifestyle. you could never get a Girl like Me but I'll make you give till it hurts!
Every single cent I take from you is one less penny you didn't deserve to have anyways. I feel a moral sense of justice in taking from you and giving to someone much more worthy -Me! I don't believe you should have anything above what you need to barely survive and even then I want you to struggle for it!
Obviously My ONLY interest in you is in how well you can serve Me financially and to what degree I can humiliate and control you. Do not attempt to string Me along with the promise of cash or prezzies. It won't work. I have no patience for stalling, whiny wannabes. Send your tribute before contacting Me or be content to jerking off to the free stuff I've been generous enough to post.
